All Jokes

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went...

Akpos' pastor added him on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later, a message came in:PASTOR: How are you?AKPOS: I'm fine, pastor.PASTOR: May the building of...

Nigerian Girls are like...Boyfriend spends N100,000 on them, "Aww! He's so romantic."Their brother spends N100,000 on Girlfriend, "Ahh! You've been Jazzed!"

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks, "Hey, can I get a piece of a** from one of your fine ladies you've got here...

A girl came down from her mother's car and saw a big "L" sticker behind the car and didn't know what it meant. The next day, she decided to ask her father and the following...

A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's best...

I was in church yesterday when the Pastor said: "It's time to say hello to your neighbours, shake hands, get to know one another and tell them you love them."I said hello to the...

A man with Ak47 ran into a church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying, "Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven?! The congregation remained silent. He...

A drunk walked in to a bar crying, one of the other men in the bar asked him, "What had happened?" "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "just a few hours ago, I sold my...

A Man faced the Court after he caught his Wife cheating.JUDGE: Why did you shoot your Wife and not the Man?MAN: Your honour It's kinda hard having to shoot a different Man every...