All Jokes

Akpos and two of his friends (Kwame and Thambo) are lost in a forest.For weeks, they lived there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it and sure enough, out comes a...

Armed robbers attacked an old nun and found nothing to take from her. The leader of the gang decided to have her instead. This dialogue ensued...LEADER: I am going to have sex...

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks...

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny...

A sick old woman in a hospital won 50 Million naira. The poor Doctor was afraid to break the news to her thinking that she might go into a coma. So he went and put it this way to...

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine...

An old man, Mr Kwame, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Mercy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes,...

"Knock, knock!"Akpos was alone in the house and wasn't expecting anyone, so he waited for a last knock just to be sure that someone was really at the door."Knock!"He opens the...

LECTURER: Ah! Joba long time! Howre you doing?JOBA: I'm good sir. I came to find out if I could gain admission into the Medical Department to fulfill my dream of becoming a doctor...

Peter and Mary have been faithful to each other in their relationship. So one day a fairy visits them and ask them to make a wish each. So Mary begins, ''Make Peter's d**k smaller...