All Jokes

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. "No, honey, I swear, I was at...

One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies...

Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!"The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and...

A NEPA official walked into an eatery to rest while working in the area. It was a big eatery so everyone receives his bill written on a piece of paper. After a long rest he...

There was a girl Akpos really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message...

FATHER-IN-LAW: Young man, you're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and you're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect! MAN: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or...

When I got admission, my dad used to advise me not to engage in cultism and that I should stay away from trouble. So one day my daddy called me saying, "I'm just watching the news...

There were eleven people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didnt, the...

Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask...

A doctor wrote on his clinic signboard, "Any treatment is $500 and if we cannot treat you, we will pay you $1000."Wanting the $1000 for himself, A guy named Akpos came to the...