All Jokes
Akpos works as a shop attendant in a grocery store. The shop sells fruits only in full basket. One day, a huge man came in and demanded to buy half basket of fruits. Akpos tried...
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg, a Hollywood movie director. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...
Akpos' next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family to come...
Akpos friend, Kwame who is from Ghana, asks Akpos if they have any Jews living in Nigeria. Akpos replies, "Definitely! We have orange jews, apple jews, grape jews... etc
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was...
BIKE MAN: Where are you going to?PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the mortuary. BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't drop you there except you pay me 3000 naira.PROSTITUTE: No problem, when...
First year UNILAG medical students were attending their very first anatomy class. They all gathered around the table which had a real dead body on it. The Professor, Mr. Akpos,...
TEACHER: What do you call someone with no body and a nose?AKPOS: Nobody Knows...
An Imam shocked his community when he announced that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to...
University of Smart Men and Women. Faculty of Relationship Matters.End of semester exams.Course title: General Love.Duration: 1hour 30 minutesAnswer Question 1 and any other 2...