All Jokes

Akpos is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time...

To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift

SOPHIE: Why are those two mentally ill people kissing each other? AKPOS: They are MADLY in love.

Three men at a bar were discussing a certain woman who was having trouble getting pregnant.The first man says, She must be impregnable.The second man says, Shes probably...

One day, little Tunde comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door...

Akpos was having a problem with rats in his apartment. "Look man," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn rats keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his...

A Blonde was very broke. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the school playground, grabbed a child, took him behind a...

Dear MasWe the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual three days strike which commences on 14th of February and ends on 16th of...

DOCTOR: Do you exercise daily to keep healthy? AKPOS: Yes doctor... I play football and tennis daily.DOCTOR: Good! How long do you play?AKPOS: I play till the battery on my phone...

A mother-in-law ask her son's wife a question, "Why is that all my grandchildren don't resemble my son?"The daugher-in-law replied, "What I have between my legs isn't a...