All Jokes

LAWYER: Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in Lagos a week ago from the village and barely knew his...

A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend...SONIA: Baby, How are you doing?AKPOS: I'm fine sweetie and you?SONIA: I'm fine, but I need something from you baby....

A girl told her boyfriend to take her shirt to the dry-cleaners. On his way, the boyfriend ripped her shirt. He came back, apologising for ripping her shirt. She said, "It's...

MAID: What do you want, sir?VISITOR: I want to see your master.MAID: What's your business, please? VISITOR: There is a bill...MAID: Ah! He left yesterday for his village......

There was a poor man with many kids. He always did his best to get them food. Unfortunately, this man had only 50 Naira with him which on one particular day, he used in purchasing...

In a mental hospital, a mad man chases the senior doctor with a knife. The doctor runs for dear life until he gets to a dead end. The mad man stops and says, "Take the knife, it's...

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double...

A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village Doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doctor! Doctor! Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about...

After the engagement!GIRL: Stop looking at girls, you're committed now!BOY: What do you mean? If I'm fasting, It doesn't mean that I should not look at food.

Three guys all think that their wives are cheating on them. The first guy thinks his wife is having sex with a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed. The second guy...