All Jokes

A preacher was giving his sermon one Sunday morning when a note was passed to him. The only word written on it was "IDIOT"Looking up at the Congregation the Preacher smiled and...

An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the...

Omondi, goes into a doctor's office. The doctor, a Mr Golongo says, "Oh, Mr. Omondi! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?"Omondi...

Two girls were discussing about their boyfriends. GIRL 1: Last night I had three orgasms in a row! GIRL 2: That's nothing, last night I had over a hundred. GIRL 1: My god! I had...

SON: Dad, I got my girlfriend pregnant. DAD: What?! SON: No! I'm just kidding. I just failed my medical exams...

One day Akpos read the bible for about four hours and made an amazing discovery. He rushed to his dad and asked him some pertinent questions... AKPOS: God owns all thing...

A patient in a psychiatric hospital climbed a tree close to the building of the hospital and refused to come down. After 2 long hours of plea and persuasion from doctors and...

Kemi Smith was walking down a Victoria Island street in Lagos, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Daniel.''Hello Mrs Smith,'' uttered the Father, ''and how are you...

BOYFRIEND: I cheated. GIRLFRIEND: Damn you! I hate you and let me tell you too that I cheated on you with your best friend. I even slept with your brother...

A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week.""Did you hear that?" the wife asked her...