All Jokes

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on...

MAN 1: Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and...

Apkos went for a police position and had to answer a background question paper. The very last question stated, "It is midnight, and you find a burglar in your lounge, stealing...

A man ran into a police station shouting, "Officer! Officer! Please, help! There is a bomb in my garden!" The officer replied, "Calm down sir, if no one claims it within 3 days,...

A mother noticed her daughter's stomach bulging and immediately asked her, "ADUNNI! How did you get pregnant?! Didn't I tell you to say "DON'T" if a man touches your breast, and...

Wife to her husband:"I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why are you calling me every half an hour?"

FRIEND: You were so drunk last night...ME: No I wasn't!FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.FRIEND: [SMH] The party was at...

A Beautiful Good Night Poem of a Hot GirlHe came at night,Exposed my body,Got on top of me,Touched me,He bit,Sucked, And Swallowed.When he was satisfied,He left me Hurt and Bloody...

A signboard outside a restaurant said:"Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill".A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave...

James went to a train station. Once there, he met a man sitting on the porch and asks, "Is this my train?""No." said the man, "It belongs to the Nigerian Railway Corporation."...