All Jokes

TEACHER: Who can tell me when President Goodluck Jonathan was born?AKPOS: (raises his hand).TEACHER: Ok Akpos, tell us.AKPOS: On his birthday.

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don't you do that?!HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her!

Akpos came back one day and caught his wife using a dildo (vibrator)AKPOS: What!! You are cheating on me?!WIFE: No baby, just an extra satisfaction. Akpos was confused and angry...

CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour...PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

An English Teacher was teaching sentences in an English class...TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word, ''spokesman'' EDWARD: My dad is a retired spokesman. TEACHER: Good...

MUM: Akpos, why are you rubbing my powder and lipstick on your chest?AKPOS: Mum, my teacher asked me to MAKE UP my mind before coming to school.

A Lawyer named strange died and his wife asked the grave builder to inscribe on his grave, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The grave builder insisted that such...

While walking home from school one day, Akpos sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Somewhat curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt...

I could remember during my WAEC days, our principal oriented us on what to do when we are caught with incriminating materials. Her words, "If an external supervisor catches you...

TEACHER: We are going to learn proverbs today. Who has an example to share?STUDENT 1: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.STUDENT 2: A crab does not give birth to a bird....