All Jokes
Akpos came back from school singing out loud and dancing. His father were wondering why Akpos was sohappy and decided to ask him.DAD: My son, I have never seen you in this mood in...
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was...
FRIEND: Jim, do you remember the last time I was broke and you helped me out?JIM: Yes I do.FRIEND: And I said I won't forget you?JIM: YesFRIENF: Well, I am broke again
In a Sunday school class...TEACHER: Why did God create the man before the woman? NKECHI: He wanted to see the SAMPLE before making the MASTERPIECE.
AKPOS: Cynthia, tell me the truth! Who's the real father of this children and where does he live?WIFE: You are darling! Why are you asking?AKPOS: Every night I pass by their room...
For his birthday, I gave my son an iPhone.My daughter received an iPod for hers, and for my birthday I was pleased to receive an iPad.Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife...
One day, an elder in a church died, unfortunately he found himself in the hell, when he turned around, lo and behold, he saw his pastor."Pastor, what are doing here?" he asked. "...
A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week.""Did you hear that?" the wife asked her...
A 40 year old man decided to tie the knot with a 20 year old young woman. All her three girl friends rejected saying that he is too old for her, that is twice her age.Using his...