All Jokes

A man went to a bar and parked his bike close to where Akpos was standing.After some couple of drinks, the man came out and was about to leave when he noticed his bike was missing...

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, he would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a Nigerian was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He...

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was...

The following are blunders Africans say everyday...Thank God for a brown new day!My God is upsome! Why are people so weekend?Not all that glitters are goats! Majority carries the...

Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to...

PASTOR: There's a man here...AKPOS:(Shouts from d crowd) It is me!PASTOR: I repeat! There's a man here..AKPOS: (Shouts from d crowd) it is me and my family.PASTOR: I say there's a...

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he...

A Mother tells two of her daughters that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One of the sisters suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all...

A woman was caught fishing at a dam in a prohibited area. The guard said, "You are under arrest for fishing in a prohibited area." The woman said, "No I am not fishing, I am just...

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just...