All Jokes

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...

AKPOS: Mum, when I grow up, I will marry a woman who is much prettier than you are.MUM: That was what your father said to his mum, but he ended up marrying a baboon!

The inimitable Akpos sent the following story from the hospital, where he is currently on admission."Today I got knocked out by a woman. I was in the elevator when that busty lady...

The teacher asked akpos to count from 0 to 10AKPOS: 0 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10TEACHER: Where is 5?AKPOS: Yesterday, I heard on the news that 5 died in a car accident.

Twin babies in the womb saw "someone" familiar coming towards them. The first baby said, "Hey daddy iscoming inside to play with us." The second baby replied, "It's not daddy, but...

A drunk was sitting next to a woman in a bus stinking of alcohol the man was talking too much and irritating the woman because of the smell.At the next stop it was time for the...

A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from?WIFE...

The brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have the choice of two brains," he told the patient, "for $1000 you can have the brain of a Astronaut...

Akpos enters a Spar Store to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm , unpaid. He was arrested and locked up. During...

After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated...