All Jokes

AKPOS: Buy this parachute and land safely On the ground during emergency.CUSTOMER: What if the parachute doesn't open when needed?AKPOS: You will get your money back whenever I...

A journalist was standing by the roadside. Suddenly, he heard a car screech and saw a huge crowd gather at the other end of the road.He got to the scene of the accident 5 minutes...

A couple watching an EPL match together. After five minutes:WIFE: Is that Saint Obi?HUSBAND: No. He is Mikel Obi, Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.WIFE: Mikel Obi is smart. He...

AKPOS: Boss, you called me?BOSS: Yes, go home and make love with your wife. You need it.AKPOS: (after an hour, he called his boss) Done sir.BOSS: Do it again.AKPOS: Done again,...

Akpos happened to have a mistress just in the same street with his wife Iweka. Every night, he'll return late and give his wife excuses about troubles on his way from work. His...

A man forgot to zip up his trousers, so a lady tells him politely, "Sir your garage is open." The man gave her a naughty smile as he zipped up and asked "Did you see my black...

During a church service, a young man in the congregation is busily chatting on his phone.The pastor notices this and approaches the young man, "Why are you in church without a...

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give...

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'. He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP and APR.Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with...

A Girl before marriage looks like a Barbie Doll. After marriage, a BeautIful Doll. After one year of marriage, a Nice Doll. After two years, only a Doll. After 5 years, PANADOLL.