All Jokes
A young girl comes home happily and informed her parent that she had met a man who would marry her MOTHER: Is he a catholic? DAUGHTER: No, he is not. MOTHER: Then try to convert...
One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business.Twenty minutes later, Akpos came and stood next to where they left their clothes...
Akpos was standing outside the exam hall during a WAEC examination as other students were writing the exam. The invigilator walked to him and the following conversation ensued:...
Akpos was brought before a judge to answer for his crime. After a long trial the judge finally gave the verdict and passes her sentence.JUDGE: All evidence proves that you are...
A man visiting a cemetery heard a second man who was kneeling at a nearby grave crying-out loudly, "Why did you have to die!!? Why did you have to die!!?". The first man was so...
AKPORS: I don't like my maths teacher.MUM: Why?AKPORS: He is confused!MUM: How?AKPORS: Day before yesterday, he said 5 + 4 = 9, yesterday he said 3 + 6 = 9 and today he said 2 + 7...
A pastor goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms. The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it. As the pastor waited for his condoms, one of his members...
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."The next day...
An applicant was filling out a job application.When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"He wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people who had answered...
TEACHER: What's the difference between pollution and solution? AKPOS: When a politician drowns in water, that's pollution. But when they all drown, that...