All Jokes

Two grown men, fighting on the street, were arrested by a police officer and taken to the police station. At the police station, they were asked what the bone of contention was....

Akpos enters a Spar Store to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm , unpaid. He was arrested and locked up. During...

AKPOS: How much is it to get a face lift?DOCTER: About R9,000,000AKPOS: What if I bring the lift?

WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sexDOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him. Everyday, put one pill in his tea. The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed. Next...

A man walked into a hotel and ordered Jollof rice and meat, he finished eating his food and was eating his meat when he suddenly shouted and called for the manager! MANAGER: Sir,...

Akpos went to d cinemas and bought a ticket five times the cashier asked him. "Please sir why are you buying the same ticket for the fifth time."Akpos answered "Is it not that...

Akpos was in the church praying to God. He asked God to give him N100,000. He promised God that if he answers his prayer, he will give N10,000 out of the N100,000 to the poor. But...

Akpos who works at an airport control tower as a technician got an emergency radio message from a pilot, their conversation goes does:PILOT: Mayday! Mayday!...AKPOS: This is the...

Akpos picked up a blackberry Z10 in a taxi. He checked through the contacts and found "MY number 2" then he called it and luckily the owner answered "Wow! Thank God! Where did you...

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.After dusting themselves off, the nun and the...