All Jokes
A pastor goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms. The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it. As the pastor waited for his condoms, one of his members...
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."The next day...
TEACHER: What's the difference between pollution and solution? AKPOS: When a politician drowns in water, that's pollution. But when they all drown, that...
Two grown men, fighting on the street, were arrested by a police officer and taken to the police station. At the police station, they were asked what the bone of contention was....
AKPOS: How much is it to get a face lift?DOCTER: About R9,000,000AKPOS: What if I bring the lift?
WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sexDOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him. Everyday, put one pill in his tea. The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed. Next...
Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.WIFE: Don'...
A famous inspirational speaker was speaking to an audience and he said, "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. "The audience was silent and...
A Pastor told his congregation, "Next week, I plan to preach about a sermon titled 'Sin of Lying'. To help you understand the sermon before hand, I want you all to read the book...