All Jokes
Akpos who was very drunk was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly he fell asleep.After a while, he woke up and started shouting, "MY PENIS!... MY PENIS!!!"Everyone was...
A young girl was leaving for school when her mum called her and said, "Tope! Do not allow any man to climb on top of you because if he did, he would be disgracing your family."She...
An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja. She was booked for an economy class but just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first...
An old pensioner was having his usual morning Stroll. While passing behind his neighbours house, a freshly used condom with semen in it was thrown out of the guest room window and...
AKPOS: Buy this parachute and land safely On the ground during emergency.CUSTOMER: What if the parachute doesn't open when needed?AKPOS: You will get your money back whenever I...
A journalist was standing by the roadside. Suddenly, he heard a car screech and saw a huge crowd gather at the other end of the road.He got to the scene of the accident 5 minutes...
A couple watching an EPL match together. After five minutes:WIFE: Is that Saint Obi?HUSBAND: No. He is Mikel Obi, Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.WIFE: Mikel Obi is smart. He...
AKPOS: Boss, you called me?BOSS: Yes, go home and make love with your wife. You need it.AKPOS: (after an hour, he called his boss) Done sir.BOSS: Do it again.AKPOS: Done again,...
Akpos happened to have a mistress just in the same street with his wife Iweka. Every night, he'll return late and give his wife excuses about troubles on his way from work. His...
A man forgot to zip up his trousers, so a lady tells him politely, "Sir your garage is open." The man gave her a naughty smile as he zipped up and asked "Did you see my black...