Vegetable thief
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 10/04/2013 - 08:59
A farmer caught a thief in his garden, plucking and packing vegetables in a sack.
FARMER: what the hell are u doing here?
THIEF: A strong wind blew me here.
FARMER: Then what are those vegetables doing in your hands?
THIEF: I was holding unto them so the wind will not carry me any further.
FARMER: OK! So why is that sack on your back?
THIEF: That was what I was wondering before you came.
FARMER: what the hell are u doing here?
THIEF: A strong wind blew me here.
FARMER: Then what are those vegetables doing in your hands?
THIEF: I was holding unto them so the wind will not carry me any further.
FARMER: OK! So why is that sack on your back?
THIEF: That was what I was wondering before you came.
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