All Jokes

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." He did not understand her, so he went on his way looking...

A widower with three children got married to a widow with two kids and gave birth to three children together. One day a fight occurred amongst all the children. The woman tried to...

TEACHER: Give the longest sentence. ADE: life imprisonment!

In a primary school class...TEACHER: Cynthia, stand up and tell us the opposite of man.CYNTHIA: Ma, the answer is woman.TEACHER: Good! Akpos, stand up and tell us the opposite of...

AKPOS: Honey, do you know people consider me as God?WIFE: (surprised) No dear. Why?AKPOS: Wherever I go, people always say, "Oh God! You are here again!".

An American doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" A British...

One day a teacher asked the primary four pupils to make a sentence with "go". All hands were up. He pointed at a boy, "Yes! Stand up and make a sentence with "go". The...

I was walking past a grave yard and I was reading some of the writings carved on the grave stone.A Yoruba woman's own read: ''Mrs. Opeyemi died in a terrible car accident. R.I.P...

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.WIFE: Don'...

A famous inspirational speaker was speaking to an audience and he said, "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. "The audience was silent and...