All Jokes

WIFE: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.HUSBAND: Because the people would think I am beating you.

MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you

A man wanted to buy a cow, so he holds the cow's udders (breasts) and at the same time caresses them. His son asks, "Dad why are you doing that to the cow?"The man replied, "Son,...

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he said, "please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" she replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the...

TEACHER: Akpos, why didn't you do your home work?AKPOS: Because I'm Homeless.

Timi was racing around the compound on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! (He hit his bicycle on the...

Akpos spent the night with his mistress and comes back in the morning.WIFE: Where have you been? Where did you sleep?AKPOS: At Johnny's place, he lost his sister.WIFE: OK...you...

I was at a bar taking a drink as usual when I heard a girl screamed. People gathered around her to know what happened to her.But to my greatest surprise, she said she sat on her...

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks...