All Jokes

Akpos was going on a trip to another state. When he was about to leave, his wife came to him and handed him a box of condoms, saying, "My love, please take this with you incase...

An 85 year old man witnessed a burglary at night, so the lawyer of the accused tried to discredit the 85 year old witness and asked, "You said you saw this guy at night committing...

A thief attacked Akpos and the following conversation ensued...THIEF: Where is your money? AKPOS: (brings out 2 million) Take. This is all I have.THIEF: Are u crazy?! AKPOS: If...

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I...

Nokulunga Shandu, a young beautiful woman, was at a lake and decided to take a swim. She saw a man looking at her but she decided to swim anyway. After taking off her clothes she...

I was on a job interview when my boss gave me his laptop and said, "Sell it to me!"I got up and went home with the laptop.He calls me and says, "Bring my laptop here right now!"I...

One day, a lady was dressing up for work. Then her husband comes up and says, "Baby, you have a very big butt! I don't like it! It looks like big pot for cooking soup!"The wife...

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs...

Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Rick says, "I think I'm going to...

A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him."This is for...