All Jokes

Two girls were discussing about their boyfriends. GIRL 1: Last night I had three orgasms in a row! GIRL 2: That's nothing, last night I had over a hundred. GIRL 1: My god! I had...

SON: Dad, I got my girlfriend pregnant. DAD: What?! SON: No! I'm just kidding. I just failed my medical exams...

One day Akpos read the bible for about four hours and made an amazing discovery. He rushed to his dad and asked him some pertinent questions... AKPOS: God owns all thing...

A patient in a psychiatric hospital climbed a tree close to the building of the hospital and refused to come down. After 2 long hours of plea and persuasion from doctors and...

Kemi Smith was walking down a Victoria Island street in Lagos, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Daniel.''Hello Mrs Smith,'' uttered the Father, ''and how are you...

BOYFRIEND: I cheated. GIRLFRIEND: Damn you! I hate you and let me tell you too that I cheated on you with your best friend. I even slept with your brother...

A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week.""Did you hear that?" the wife asked her...

Two campers where walking down the woods when a big brown bear suddenly appears about 50 feet away from them.The first guy drops his backpack digs out a sneakers and begins to...

There was a blonde who was driving her car on her way back home. Suddenly, her car breaks down. So she called a mechanic to fix the car. The mechanic said, "Your car has a battery...

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs...