All Jokes

A dying old man on his bed and a pastorPASTOR: Rebuke the devil old man before you die so that he will flee away from you!OLD MAN: [Silent]PASTOR: I say rebuke the devil so that...

A company salesman was about to check into a Grandios hotel when he noticed a very beautiful woman staring admiringly at him. He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes...

One of our co-worker went missing for a few hours and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking him, he quietly placed a...

An robber ordered his victim to surrender all the money he had on him. The victim fearfully obeyed.After collecting the money, the robber asked his victim if he had brought all...

JULIUS MALEMA: Hello, I would like to order some guns, please. GUNSMITH: Some what? (The line is bad)JULIUS: Guns (Getting louder) GUNSMITH: Sorry, I can hardly hear, please...

A guy walk into a bar at the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.Five minutes later, the guy walks...

Once Akpos and his son went to the city and for the first time and they saw an elevator. An old ugly woman went in, the elevator went to the top floor and stayed there for two...

A lady said to her fiance, "Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other sweet pet names."The man (uninterested) asked her, "So what do you want to be calling me?"...

Akpos was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.AKPOS: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace.PASTOR: Grace is for females.AKPOS...

A newly married couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so they would have time for their careers and other more important things....