All Jokes
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist...
KWAME: Lets go and watch a movie at the cinema. WIFE: I have an appointment with the doctor today. KWAME: Just cancel it, tell him that you are sick!
A funeral service was held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped into a wall. They heard a faint moan. They opened...
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested! So much for companionship
A guy was trying to woo a girl who didn't like him. This was the conversation that ensued.GUY: Girl let me explain my love for you with cards.GIRL: OkayGUY: I love you with my...
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat....
A young Lady went for an interview exam, to become the new English mistress, the Exam questions were passed to her and a little while into the Exams, an invigilator came around,...
AKPOS: Mum, please I need a baby brother.MUM: Your dad is not around right now, when he comes we will discuss about it.AKPOS: You know what, why don't you make it a surprise for...
A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.At the door to German Hell, he is...
A lady walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ''I think you have the wrong room.'' ''You put in my husband's teeth last...