All Jokes
After 24 years of marriage, a wife accuses her husbandWIFE: Ever since we got married he has never uttered the words "I love you". JUDGE: Is this true?HUSBAND: Yes! Ever since I...
A group of people were beating a thief, who was accused of stealing a goat. On their way, they met a pastor. PASTOR: Why are you beating him? PEOPLE: He stole a goat. THIEF: Haa!...
A woman was beating her son because he did something bad the following dialogue ensued:SON: Why are you beating me?MOTHER: I am beating you because I love you.SON: I wish I was...
A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked "Who is a muslim here?" The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again, "How can a full...
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.The...
AKPOS: What is the cost of the plastic surgery?DOCTOR: Its about N 900,000.AKPOS: What!? Doctor that's too expensive. Okay...err...what if I bring the plastic?
A teacher asked Akpos if he should ask him one difficult question or two simple question, "one difficult question sir", Akpos answered".TEACHER: How many stars did you see last...
Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...
Akpos the house help, entered Madam's room without knocking.MADAM: Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up?AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you...
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!TEACHER: Good! What is...