All Jokes
AKPOS: What is the cost of the plastic surgery?DOCTOR: Its about N 900,000.AKPOS: What!? Doctor that's too expensive. Okay...err...what if I bring the plastic?
A teacher asked Akpos if he should ask him one difficult question or two simple question, "one difficult question sir", Akpos answered".TEACHER: How many stars did you see last...
Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...
Akpos the house help, entered Madam's room without knocking.MADAM: Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up?AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you...
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!TEACHER: Good! What is...
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself....
Akpos enters a church and finds the priest. "How may I help you son?" asks the priest."I'm looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she's not around. Now...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the...
The kids refused to come together to take a class picture for their year book at a primary school. The teacher, trying to cajole them said, "we should all take this picture so...
At dawn, the telephone rings. "Hello, Mr Robert? This is Asher, your country house caretaker" "Ah yes, Asher. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Erm...I am just calling...