All Jokes

WARNING: Adult ContentINTERVIEWER: Name please?AKPOS: Akposioghenerovie.INTERVIEWER: Sex?AKPOS: Yes, 3 to 5 times a week!INTERVIEWER: No no...I meant, male or female?AKPOS: Both...

The other day, Akpos found himself in court, again for the wrong reasons.The Judge questions, "You have been charged with inflicting injuries to your neighbour's chest. Do you...

A dying old man on his bed and a pastorPASTOR: Rebuke the devil old man before you die so that he will flee away from you!OLD MAN: [Silent]PASTOR: I say rebuke the devil so that...

Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. one day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly...

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out and saw a thief driving off in HER car."Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she...

One day, two young boys were in the field, staring at a lady bathing.Then the first boy started running and so did the second one. When they stopped the second one asked: "Why are...

One day a man went to a bank and demanded to see the manager.MAN: Where is the f#!*king manager in this f#!*king bank?CASHIER: I'm very sorry sir but we don't use that kind of...

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit ? - an egg

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.Before...

OCHUKO: I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their facebook status to "single".AKPOS: Me too, I fight with my parents but you don't see me change...