Cock Trouble

A Farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home, it rushes and mount all the 150 Hens.

Farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense now.

"This one is trouble o", the Farmer thought.

Next day, he finds cock mounting the ducks, turkeys and parrots too.

"Ha, am I safe?" asks the farmer.

Later, he finds the cock lying pale, half-dead and vultures circling over its head.

Farmer says "You hyper-sexual bastard, you deserve this!"

The cock opens one eye and says "Sshhh! don't shout, let them land."
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