All Jokes

A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office, her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came out angry." She replied, "he asked me if am free tonight? I...

She holds it with her hand and tries to put it into the hole but it will not penetrate.Then she licks it with her tongue to make it wet and stand firm. She tries to put it in...

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says "These are nice but if they were a bit firmer, you could walk around without a bra for me."...

You stop and pick up a nice hitch-hiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is STRESS! In the hospital you are being told that she is...

MAN: I'm so sorry dear, we can't get married because my family members are seriously against it.WOMAN: What do you mean!? Who are those against our marriage?MAN: My three wives...

Some Girls don't even know how to chat or interact. They will be the first to inbox you and they will make the conversation boring.Sandra: HiKingsley: SupSandra: Gud (They wont...

A newly wed couple moves into their house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says!WIFE: Honey, you know in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking,...

After Akpos gets Ekaitte pregnant, he insists that she aborts it.Akpos: So what did the doctor say?Ekaitte: He said 50k for the abortion.Akpos: Don't worry just give birth, I will...

An elderly man boarded a bus in lagos with a pretty girl sitting close to him. A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.MAN: What is wrong with you young man, why would...

A young man came into a bar and ordered a drink, after ordering it he didn't drink it immediately. Then a fat, thirsty trouble-making truck driver came and drank it.MAN: Why did...