All Jokes
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was...
DAD: What's 10 plus 10?AKPOS: I don't know.DAD: Idiot! You can't answer such a cheap sum...Your stupidity will kill you.AKPOS: Daddy, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira...
One fateful Saturday morning, a father called his son.FATHER: Son, it's time we talked about sex.SON: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
WOMAN: Where is the vibrator section?CLERK: Over there madam.WOMAN: How much for this big red one?CLERK: That, madam, is our fire extinguisher sorry we don't sell it!
A drunk, totally bankrupt due to his depressing addiction to alcohol, promised to quit and started throwing empty bottles out of his house. He threw the first bottle and said, "I...
WOMEN: A wife was not at home for the whole night. The next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed in her girlfriend's apartment. The husband calls 10 of her best friends...
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.Before long, along came this...
SALES G: Sir, you can't smoke here.CUSTOMER: But I bought cigarettes from this shop.SALES G: We sell condoms also, it doesn't mean you start using it here!
A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, "Let's talk".KID: Ok, what do we talk about?MAN [making fun of the kid]: How about nuclear power?KID...
Three men goes to heaven. When they get there, they see ducks everywhere. St. Peter informs them that they can do whatever they want except stepping on the ducks. A week goes by...