All Jokes

While watching a movie, the following conversation ensured between two friendsMARY: Hmmm....even with the death of Michael Jackson, his music still lives.JOY: Michael Jackson is...

Two mountain climbers reached the top of a mountain when one fell into a large crack. "Are you ok?", the other one asked. "Not really", said the other. "Ok I'll drop a rope down...

Akpos asked his mother whether they could buy a DVD player. "Im afraid we cant afford one", sighed his mother.But on the following day Akpos came in with a brand-new DVD player. "...

AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally talked to Him.GOD: My Son, what do you really want?AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls to be all around me..GOD: Is that...

A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted, "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts...

After failing to answer a very simple question, the teacher calls Akpos to the front of the class.TEACHER: Say you are fool.AKPOS: You are a fool.TEACHER: What's your problem? Say...

One fateful day a doctor was in his office when Akpos came running in with a badly injured girl in his hands, and the following conversation takes place.DOCTOR: What happened to...

Valentine's Day SpecialWhen Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate."Eve, honey, you're being...

MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy...

Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and...