All Jokes

A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear...

A very fat woman went to see her doctor for weight reduction therapy.DOCTOR : Take a half teacup of tea every morning, one ball of kenkey (small size) every afternoon and three...

A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says...

Two men were waiting afar off to use an ATM machine watching two ladies who were wasting time, one of them decides to confront them.He stops half way the road and comes back, his...

While watching a movie, the following conversation ensured between two friendsMARY: Hmmm....even with the death of Michael Jackson, his music still lives.JOY: Michael Jackson is...

Akpos asked his mother whether they could buy a DVD player. "Im afraid we cant afford one", sighed his mother.But on the following day Akpos came in with a brand-new DVD player. "...

Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.The manager told him "In here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you...

AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally talked to Him.GOD: My Son, what do you really want?AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls to be all around me..GOD: Is that...

After an incessant argument between Akpos and his wife, she threatened to jump down from the top of their two storey building. Akpos rushed towards her an held her tightly.WIFE:...

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didnt speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.One day, he...