All Jokes

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said...

Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay 2 million each for a lion. The two men went into the forest in search of lions, at...

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I...

A lady came to see her doctor and the following conversation ensued: LADY: Doctor please call in my husband. DOCTOR: Trust me, I am a gentleman.LADY: No doc, your nurse is sitting...

Akpos was given a leave from his office, so he decided to go and spend the leave with his friend in America. On getting there, the friend took him out to see places and the last...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the Gents. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I SPAT IN THIS...

A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went and opened the door and saw a man standing there.He asked the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"She slammed the...

A driver was driving his boss to airport, the boss realized that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home.His wife was bathing with a soap on her face, he tip...

"She's making me bark like a Bingo...she got me dancing Alingo" ...I still don't understand why Mary Slessor stopped d Killing of Twins.

A Farmer ordered a high-tech Milking Machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his member into...