All Jokes

WIFE: How many girlfriends did you have before we got married?Husband remains silent...Five mintues later.WIFE: Why are you silent?HUSBAND: Don't disturb while I'm counting!

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my...

It was a cool and bright night. A young guy and an older woman entered into a hotel to for a night out.The owner of the hotel being an overly religious person didn't like the idea...

Dear Sir,APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENTI refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.Each time I...

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.Before long, along came this...

Apology Letter from a hospital to a Patient. "Dear sir, we have good news! Lab results confirmed that red rashes around your p***s was not Cancer, it was lipstick, we apologize...

A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks across at her, speaking in a clear...

Three men goes to heaven. When they get there, they see ducks everywhere. St. Peter informs them that they can do whatever they want except stepping on the ducks. A week goes by...

A very fat woman went to see her doctor for weight reduction therapy.DOCTOR : Take a half teacup of tea every morning, one ball of kenkey (small size) every afternoon and three...

Here is a conversation between three men about elections in their respective countries: 1ST MAN (An American):In my country, the winner of an election is announced a five hours...

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