Heavenly Ducks

Three men goes to heaven. When they get there, they see ducks everywhere. St. Peter informs them that they can do whatever they want except stepping on the ducks. A week goes by and one of the men steps on a duck. St. Peter comes out with this ugly woman and says, "this is who you will spend eternity with."

A month later, the second man steps on a duck. St. Peter shows up with a hideous woman and says, "this is who you will spend eternity with."

After a year, the third man hadn't stepped on a duck and St. Peter shows up with a gorgeous woman. The man couldn't believe his luck and says, "what could I have done to deserve such a beautiful woman."

The woman says, "I don't know, all I did was step on a duck"