All Jokes

The teacher instructed the class to write an essay of 5 pages on "What is laziness".Akpos in his book left 4 pages empty and on d 5th page wrote ''DIS IS LAZINESS''

Two blondes meet in the afterlife. "How did you die?", the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer" the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "...

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?AKPOS: Seven, Sir.Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another...

AKPOS: Mum you lied to me.MUM: How?AKPOS: You said my brother is a little Angel MUM: Yes he is!AKPOS: How come he didn't fly when I threw him from the balcony?[Mum Faints]

It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and...

Teacher: Why don't men trust women? Akpos: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?.. Akpos: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What re you talking about? Akpos: Yesterday, you said it's H to O

TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other, what do I have?AKPOS: A drinking problem!

Akpos: Go out and water the plants.Servant: Sir, rain is already falling.Akpos: Take umbrella and go

At a court hearing, the Judge says, "on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?", "Guilty", said the man in...