All Jokes

One day Akpos was walking in the street? He met Edet who asked him what had happened to his ears as both were covered with bandages.He said "I was ironing my clothes when the...

Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him "sir can I help you open the door?" Akpos said "don't worry, just help me hold the...

Ochuko and Akpos were sitting under the tree arguing about whose son was more stupid.Ochuko:Akpos, my son is not just stupid but Dumb as well.Akpos:Oya make we call them and test...

MAN: You tell me several men proposed marriage to you.WIFE: Yes.MAN: I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.WIFE: I did!

A Doctor was giving speech on alcohol DOCTOR: People you know alcohol kills slowly...AKPOS: Who told you we are in a hurry?

Teacher: What do you understand by definitive deficit equity?Akpos: Lambta ighotobore amarkata.Teacher: I don't understand you.Akpos: Same here!

A woman goes to see a doctor. She has to wait in line to see him. Finally its her turn.WOMAN: Doctor, I have a problem, people ignore me.DOCTOR: Next!

Akpos and Ugo were in a super market together and while they were shopping Ugo stole 3 bars of chocolate. When they got outside he showed Akpos and told "I am the greatest". Akpos...

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?AKPOS: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way...

A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy...