All Jokes

The doctor gave Akpos some drugs to use and Akpos started cutting the sides. Doctor: Akpos why are you cutting the sides? Akpos: To avoid...

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one...

A man was walking in a bush, suddenly, he saw a lion in front of him. He knelt down for prayers, so that GOD would deliver him. When he opened his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling...

DAD: Akpos, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not around. How will you tell him when he comes, cos i know you are funny?AKPOS: When he comes, I will say my daddy said I...

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked Akpos "Yes, Sir" replied Akpos."Well then, that makes everything just fine" the boss went on "after you left early yesterday...

TEACHER: Akpos expand the bracket...x(a b)=yAKPOS: x(a b)=y x ( a b ) = y x ( a b ) = y x ( a b ) = yTEACHER: Akpos...

Two boys, Habib & Akpos are making letter bombs.Habib: I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.Akpos: Well, then open it and look.Habib:...

OKON: I saw a strap of your bra.TEACHER: Okon Get out! No class for you for a week![Another Boy laughs]TEACHER: Why did you laugh?BOY: I saw both straps of d bra.TEACHER: Get out...

A burglar broke into a house one night and as he grab the stereo, he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you!". He froze in his tracks and has he shined his flash light around...

Akpos wrote a later to his father saying "papa condition is critical at school, send money or suicide will be committed" then the father replied "condition is more critical at...