All Jokes
AKPOS: My Memory is so bad!OCHUKO: How bad is it?AKPOS: How bad is what?
Akpos was doing his maths homework & saying:2+5, the son of a bitch is 73+6, the son of a bitch is 9...His Mom : What are you doing ?Akpors : I'm doing maths homeworkMom : this is...
AKPOS: My wife gives me sound adviceOCHUKO: Really?AKPOS: Yeah, 99% SOUND, 1% ADVICE!
ARMED ROBBERS: We are going to kill everyone here in alphabetical order! You, what's ur name? OCHUKO: Rev.Ochuko. AKPOS: ZzzAkpos ZzOghene
Akpos gets pulled over for speeding 88mph in a 45 zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and Akpos says, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th Accident...
The following conversation occurred between Akpos and his teacher:Teacher: Apkos how was your night?Akpos: I dont know 'cos I was sleeping.
One day Akpos was walking in the street? He met Edet who asked him what had happened to his ears as both were covered with bandages.He said "I was ironing my clothes when the...
The only time Akpos passed the lie detector test was when asked if he was smarter than GEJ. He said yes
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives. The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd akpos from Nigeria.They go with...
A man and his wife are having drinks, and he says, "I love you!" She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me talking to the beer"