All Jokes

[How it began]Akpos: Baby, I'm gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!Ekaitte: "Alright love..."Akpos: "Okay, I'm gonna start with part 1. There was a husband...

Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.

Akpos' wife had just given birth to a babyAKPOS: Guess what it is?FRIEND: A boy!AKPOS: No, guess again.FRIEND: A girl!AKPOS: Ah! who told you?

TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog.

Akpos: Happy Birthday SweetieGirl: Thanks so much baby...So what's my birthday gift?Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red BMW parked over there?Girl: Oh my God!....yes.... yes......

Interviewer: Where were you born?Akpos: Punjab.Interviewer: Which part?Akpos: What do you mean which part? The whole body was born in Punjab.

Teacher: Akpos! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns....Akpos: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down.

A boy sends a textBOY: HeyGIRL (to herself): OMG..he jst texted me..I wonder what he wants..maybe he just wants to talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey.. I...

WIFE: If i knew you were this Poor I wouldn't have married you! AKPOS: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?"

My uncle's wife suspected my uncle was sleeping with their house help. She sent the help to the village for weekend without telling my uncle, and laid a trap for him. That night,...