All Jokes
The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They get committed a couple of days before exams and after exams, they break up!
My Whatsapp chat with a girl this Afternoon...GIRL: Hello dear, how are you?ME: I'm cool and you?GIRL: Fine, where are you?ME: In the Bank.GIRL: Doing what?ME: Celebrating new yam...
MAN: Doctor, doctor! I feel dead from my waist down.DOCTOR: Ooh! Don't worry. I will arrange for you to be half buried.
22-year old Akpos decided to get his own place to live and this is what he told his parents...AKPOS: Mom, dad, I've decided that I'm old and matured enough to live by myself now....
MENtal AnxietyMENtal BreakdownMENstrual CrampsMENopause...Ladies, have you seen how all your problems started with men?
May you live long like corruption in NigeriaMay your generosity spread like poverty in Uganda.May your Blessings increase like fuel price in NigeriaMay your enemies fall like the...
Akpos and his Girlfriend had a fight and the following conversation ensued between them:AKPOS: (on his knees) Baby I'm so sorry, I will never cheat on you again!GIRLFRIEND: I don'...
Scientists decided to conduct an experiment. In the first step, they cut of one leg of a dog, they then ordered it to move and it did.They cut off another leg, leaving the dog...
KWAME: Akpos why are you writing this letter so slow?AKPOS: Because the person going to read it cannot read fast.
A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night.His wife would shout, ''When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the...