All Jokes

Sometimes women can be too suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset, "You are running around with other women." she charged...

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have somegood news and, I have some bad news."The art collector replied...

Which one is the most painful?1. Studying for 7 years in a University, then stay home for 10 years unemployed!2. Raise a child for 20 years, then find out he/she is not yours!3....

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Lawal about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr Lawal advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, ''Scooby doobie...

TEACHER: Where's your homework? STUDENT: I lost it fighting this kid who said you were the worst teacher in school.

A psychotherapist, who just moved his shop into a new town, was having a booming business since he started. His business was booming, he could now afford to have a proper shop...

A dog ran into a cow meat butcher's shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour...

Cynthia, who was a rather well-proportioned (well endowed) secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel she was lodging in. She wore a bathing...

Never kiss a policewoman. She will say, "Stop and hands up!".Never kiss a nurse. She will say, "Next please!".Always kiss a female teacher. She will say, "Repeat it 10 times!".

The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They get committed a couple of days before exams and after exams, they break up!