All Jokes
The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough and it takes up a lot of your strength to go through it. What do you get at the end of it? Death! I think the life...
Cynthia, who was a rather well-proportioned (well endowed) secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel she was lodging in. She wore a bathing...
Never kiss a policewoman. She will say, "Stop and hands up!".Never kiss a nurse. She will say, "Next please!".Always kiss a female teacher. She will say, "Repeat it 10 times!".
Which one is the most painful?1. Studying for 7 years in a University, then stay home for 10 years unemployed!2. Raise a child for 20 years, then find out he/she is not yours!3....
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Lawal about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr Lawal advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, ''Scooby doobie...
TEACHER: Where's your homework? STUDENT: I lost it fighting this kid who said you were the worst teacher in school.
A psychotherapist, who just moved his shop into a new town, was having a booming business since he started. His business was booming, he could now afford to have a proper shop...
A dog ran into a cow meat butcher's shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour...
A boy, writing his WAEC exams, went to the exam centre with his boss. The boss waited at the gate while he sat to write his Commerce paper. After the exams, he met his boss at...
I fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but don't have the guts to ask her out. So I went to see a native doctor popularly called "Baba". All he demanded from me was 1-month...