All Jokes
A squad of Nigerian Soldiers were sleeping soundly in their bunker in Sambisa Forest when their general kicked open the door and yelled, "Okay boys, line up outside in five, this...
The inspector of Police enters the station and orders...INSPECTOR: Today, we're going to finally arrest the notorious leader of the terrorist group that has been terrorising this...
Husband buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife.WIFE: Ah! Same colour? People will think I don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening...
A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for. His close friend, who was also high joined him in this...
Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. They forget to mention morons!
At a launching ceremony, Chief Matthew, who is a very popular chief, noticed that each dignitary making a donation had two titles attached to their names.For instance, Chief (Dr...
Akpo came back home from school very hungry and headed straight to the kitchen. He saw a plate of rice with a big meat covered. He took the meat and ate it voraciously, licking...
When not to Fart:1. In a crowded elevator2. On a crowded bus3. In a public library4. While on a date5. While giving a speech6. In church7. In a crowded classroom8. In your office...
Teacher comes in and wrote on the board, word | sentences: YamTEACHER: Someone should stand up and make a sentence with yam.OBEMU: (smartly stood up) I yam that I yam