All Jokes
HUSBAND: Honey!WIFE: Yea sweetheart.HUSBAND: I want to go on a lion hunt.WIFE: Okay, be careful out there2 minutes later...WIFE: I thought you left.HUSBAND: The scary dog is at...
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? AKPOS: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
AKPOS: Hi Kwame, I need your Help!KWAME: How can I help you?AKPOS: Please, I want to test if the BRAKE of my Car is still working.KWAME: How can I be of help here?AKPOS: Please,...
In a Mathematics Class...TEACHER: Who can define what MATHS is? AKPOS: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!
Ebuka was doing his geography assignment with his dad...DAD: Ebuka, which country is near to U.S.A?EBUKA: I don't know dad.FATHER: I will beat you today if you don't answer my...
My illiterate uncle was tired of being called an illiterate by his friends. One day, he made up his mind to get educated and travelled to the city for months.He then visited his...
Are you 18 years and above? Do you have a valid ID passport? Can you speak English and any local language? Are you looking for a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of N1million and...
In a WAEC English Language examination, one of the questions asked was: "Write a letter to your uncle telling him about your new school.''After writing for about twenty minutes,...
I Have begun my annual distribution of SALLAH GIFTS (Rams for Family) as usual. PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENT BELOW TO GET YOURS...1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).2...
You see identical twins, you still ask, ''Are they twins?"No, it's Picmix.You see someone vomiting, and you ask ''Are you sick?"No, he's just practising on how to vomit.You just...