All Jokes
TEACHER: Now, Akpos, tell me the truth, do you pray before eating?AKPOS: No sir, I don't have to, my mother is a good cook.
Kwame Nkrumah came out from prison and became the president of Ghana.Nelson Mandela came out from prison and became the president of South Africa.Obasanjo came out from prison and...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird...
A Chinese Man requested a divorce and appeared in a courtroom.JUDGE: Mr. Hu, please give a valid reason for your divorce with Mrs. Hu.MR. HU: My lord. Me no come, she no come,...
A married man was alone in the house with the house girl...MAN : Nkechi! NKECHI: Yes sir!MAN: Now that your madam has gone to the market, take this money, go to the chemist, get a...
Akpos was passing by a bank and noticed quite a lot of people queuing up at the ATM wall. He joined them and when it was his turn to use the ATM, he withdrew all his money, then...
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
An Economics teacher was explaining something in the class...TEACHER: ... For example, Akpos was poor...AKPOS: I can't be poor.TEACHER: That's why I said for example.AKPOS: Even...
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Aisha arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, "This is disappointing! It only lasted for 30 seconds!" "Good...