All Jokes
I was sitting in my car on a very long queue from the Mobil petrol station in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop (a stretch of almost 3 miles!)It was one...
Husband buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife.WIFE: Ah! Same colour? People will think I don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening...
GIRLFRIEND: Hello oooo dearie!!!! KWAME: Hi. GIRLFRIEND: What happened? KWAME: Nothing. GIRLFRIEND: No, say na, what happened? You look unhappy. KWAME: I will ask you something...
A squad of Nigerian Soldiers were sleeping soundly in their bunker in Sambisa Forest when their general kicked open the door and yelled, "Okay boys, line up outside in five, this...
The inspector of Police enters the station and orders...INSPECTOR: Today, we're going to finally arrest the notorious leader of the terrorist group that has been terrorising this...
Girlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend...GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and you stand a chance of saving just one of us, Who...
After being with her all evening, I could not take another minute with my blind date. Earlier, I had secretly arranged with a friend to call me on phone telling me something bad...
A girl sent a Whatsapp message to her boyfriend...GIRL: I think I'm pregnant...BOYFRIEND: The MTN Subscriber yu are trying to reach is no longer in service.GIRL: You know you...
In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman planned a trip to Warri. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by a local...