Desperate Prayers

When desperation hits...

Oh Lord! Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord Crash IT!

Consume me with the Fire of WEDLOCK!

Aha Jehovah, ROAST ME!

JAM me with the lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY!

My Father! My Father! Detonate the BOMB of ENGAGEMENT in my life!

STAB me with a man of your choice Lord!

HANG my neck with the BONE of my BONE!

IMPRISON my life with the RIBS of my RIBS!

SHOOT me with an AK47 of true love!

KILL me tonight Lord with a HUSBAND!

This and more I pray in JESUS NAME..

AMEN!!!