All Jokes

My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said, "Come on, get in the car. We're going to the petrol station."

The board of UNICEF agreed to visit Africa on an HIV case to help the patients with the virus. So they decide to give a sum of one(1) million dollars each to a person with the...

NAME: Richard WizrichAGE: 109HOBBIES:Collecting teeth from a live tiger.Catching bullets with bare hands.Assassination.Jogging up and down Mount EverestCollecting rock particles...

Please help me pray for my neighbour's daughter. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed an 8GB Memory Card and she has been singing all the songs on it. We don't...

Has anyone ever ponder about these questions below... How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called building, when they are...

I Hate seeing unemployed people in love!It's even in the Bible that JOB comes before ROMANS!

Here are the different types of boyfriends kept by girls in Universities1. ACADEMIC BOYFRIEND: This one takes them to night classes, help the girl her do assignment and they...

A trainee reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. Mrs. Williams was injured in a car accident...

"This is Captain Akpos speaking, on behalf of my crew and I, I'd like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Lagos. "We are on the air above 36,000 feet across the...

The husband leans over and asks his wife, ''Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the...