All Jokes

That moment you take out your last N1000 note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover your little baby had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's (The man on Nigeria's...

LADY: I'm looking for a God Fearing man who will pay my bills, buy me Brazilian hair, take me to Dubai and buy me a jeep without asking for anything.ME: That Godfearing man is at...

God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of...

A man lost his left eye 5 years ago. He lost his left hand 4 years ago. Lost his left ear 3 years ago. Lost his left leg and the left side of his tetistcle a year ago. But now he'...

My two years old niece sat in the dining table having dinner with me. My phone rang, I said excuse me, and rushed outside, answered the call, talked for a few minutes, came back,...

The Nigerian Police Be Like; "Oga your plate number is KADUNA, what are you doing in ABUJA? You are under arrest!

The definition of STUPIDITY is when you have a Land Rover, Land Cruiser and still have a LandLord!

There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money. He was a real cheapskate (selfish person) when it came to his money. He loved money more than just...

A boy found a bag of money and called an FM radio station saying... BOY: Hello, I found a lost bag with $700,000.00, an ID card and a master card belonging to one Mr Victor James...

Akpos goes for an HIV test in the morning and comes back in 2 hours later beaming with smiles. He quickly visited his girlfriend...AKPOS: Baby, I went for an HIV test this morning...