Family Jokes

KENNY: My Dad is the most important person in this country because the President of Nigeria himself calls him every night JUNIOR: What does your dad do? KENNY: He's a...

My dad got me a dictionary for my birthday "Why did you get me this?" I asked He said, "Because you're stupid." Then for his birthday, I got him a condom. "Why did you...

This is how Fight Starts at Home Between a Man and His Wife... WIFE: I feel horrible! I look old, fat and ugly! I really need you to pay me a compliment HUSBAND: Your...

I don't believe my big sister is this foolish, not until one day when our parents told us to go and spend Christmas with one of our uncle in Lagos. We have never been to Lagos...

One day, I came back home late in the night. DAD: Where are you coming from? ME: I was at my friend's house. DAD: Okay... Right there and then, my dad called ten of my...

A woman went shopping... at the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity and asked, "Do you...

A little boy was at a house party with his parents when suddenly he asked his mom, "Mom, where do babies come from?" Shocked, the mom replied, "Go ask your dad." So the...

When your wife does homework for your kids and they get zero. Then you start remembering when we were telling you that, "It's not all about physical beauty".

African Fathers are like... ME: Dad, can I have N50,000? DAD: N40,000? What do you need N30,000 for? N20,000 is more than enough! Here's N10,000, give your brother half...

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, my father asked me how much my last date had cost. I thought for a minute and then replied, "Oh, about 15,000 Naira I...