Family Jokes

Little Akpos was having a problem with his homework. "Dad," he asked, "What is the difference between anger and exasperation?" "Well, son," said his father, "I'll give you a...

Hello Dad, I didn't tell mummy that you kissed her friend, Linda, at the birthday party. I didn't even tell her that you slept with her in your bed... Anyway, you should...

I carried you for 9 months... I was in Labor for 15 hours... I couldn't sleep properly for 6 months... And you came out looking like your daddy!!! Thunder fire you!

GIRL: Can I go on holiday with my friends? MUM: You can go with your husband when you're married.

DAUGHTER: Mom, I want some fresh air, can I go for a walk? MOM: Yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9pm

So me and my friends were debating about AS and AA blood type... Next day, I asked my mum about my blood type: ME: Good morning mummy. MUMMY: Good morning my son. How are...

She wants me to Fight for her, but No!... My Grandfather fought for Independence. That was the last war in my Family Tree... I can't fight again!

A man before leaving for work left a letter on the dining table for his wife. Chores around the house kept the woman from seeing the letter until about 12noon. When she finally...

My Daughter wanted a Cinderella themed Party, so I invited all Her Friends over and Made Them Clean The House...

A man and a girl met on Whatsapp Chat and this was their conversation... MAN: Hello Sweet Girl! SWEETGIRL: Hi Lover Boy! MAN: Can I know you more please? SWEETGIRL: 19...