Funny Sayings
In Bed: It's 6am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45am. At Work: It's 1:30pm. Close your eyes for 30 minutes, it's 1:31pm
A Rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 yearsWhile a Tortoise doesn't run and does nothing. Yet lives for 300 years.MORAL:Exercise is a Lie... Laziness is the key.
A Very Important Advice to All Our Ladies Out There...Before You Hand Over Your Breast To a Man, Check How He Drinks Purewater.
TRUE FACTSIt takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.A human hair can hold 3kg.The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.The femur is as hard as...
According to @UberFacts, the country with the highest sex duration is Nigeria with 24 minutes per session on average according to a survey. What UberFacts doesn't know is that...
A Lady Wearing a Brazilian Hair worth N500,000 And Complaining Of Headache...Does She Need A Prophet To Tell Her She's Carrying 2 Plots Of Land On Her Head?
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX... Detectives do it under cover. Don't do it with bankers, most of them are tellers. Engineers do it to specification. Firemen do it with a big hose....
YOUR FATHER:OCCUPATION: Civil Servant.SALARY: N50,000.PHONE TYPE: Nokia Torch.YOUR MOTHER:OCCUPATION: Secretary.SALARY: N30,000PHONE TYPE: Tecno Dual Sim (China)YOU:CCUPATION:...
This is how Igbo guys toast girls...An Igbo guy will bring his car...GIRL: Yes, can I help you?IGBO GUY: It's me that want to help you.
10 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan Themselves... 1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you...