Funny Sayings

Where is the cat in the catwalk? Do models walk like cats?If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?If an orange is...

That moment... You take out your last 1000 Naira note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover that rat had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's head. You spend 1.5...

You didn't have a Childhood...If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.If you didn't play rubber band.If you never bathed in the rain.If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1....

Funny people on my WhatsApp list.1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!3....

NAME: Richard WizrichAGE: 109HOBBIES:Collecting teeth from a live tiger.Catching bullets with bare hands.Assassination.Jogging up and down Mount EverestCollecting rock particles...

When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking...

Has anyone ever ponder about these questions below... How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called building, when they are...

A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, a cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a...

Below are popular funny Abbreviations...APC = Accepting Past Criminals.PDP = People Deceiving People.IMO = I Must Obey.IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night.ABA = Agege Boys...

That moment you take out your last N1000 note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover your little baby had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's (The man on Nigeria's...