Funny Sayings
5 ways to make a lady LOVE you more.1. Give her Money2. Keep giving her money3. Dont forget to give her money4. Just continue giving her money.5. Never even think of not giving...
You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian... When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, Drop...
These 7 thoughts came to my head...1. When you use your hand to tickle yourself, It doesn't shock or make you laugh2. Ever wonder what will happen if a male Goat and a female...
Recently, I was diagnosed with old age disease - Age Activated Attention Deficit DisorderThis is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway...
My friend forgot his laptop on the floor of my room. My grandma thought it was a scale. To cut the long story, My grandma weighs N110,000 eventually. I couldn't believe it!
You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining.You say you love wind, but when it comes you close...
Exam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near...
Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the BALLS never go in.
A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to...
When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking...