Funny Sayings
The following below are ways people kill English daily...Don't dare talk in front of my back.Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.Take 5cm wire of my length.All of...
When I was a child, I used to...Stand by the road with friends and choose cars. Eat food from the magazines.Try and step on my shadow or be ahead of it in the sun when it's behind...
This is how a Nigerian judge dishes out punishment to varying types of criminals when the latter are arrested and charged to court...MAN 1: I stole a book.MAN 2: I stole N100.MAN...
The company my cousin works, made an Employee Handbook yesterday. After going through it, he brought it for me to go through. Now I'm bringing it for you all to go through. It...
Olden Days RelationshipBOYS: Showing LoveGIRLS: Accepting LoveEverything leading to Marriage!Nowadays RelationshipBOYS: Seeking for SexGIRLS: Demanding for MoneyEverything leading...
I was reminiscing about the time I spent in a public school and I remembered some games we played while I was a kid. The list goes thus...1. SUWE: This game is played by two or...
It is only in Nigeria where you'll see a notice board that says, "Job Vacancy: Man wanted with 40 years experience of work. He must be less than 25 years of age."
Women like to tell long stories...Example: Man telling the story, ''Honey, you remember that fat man who was dancing at the party? he's dead!Woman telling the story, ''My husband...
To all my classmates who refused to tear the middle of their higher education notebook foor me to write a test, hope youre still using that note.To those who refused to open their...
The Nigerian Police Be Like; "Oga your plate number is KADUNA, what are you doing in ABUJA? You are under arrest!