Funny Sayings
Where is the cat in the catwalk? Do models walk like cats?If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?If an orange is...
That moment... You take out your last 1000 Naira note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover that rat had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's head. You spend 1.5...
You didn't have a Childhood...If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.If you didn't play rubber band.If you never bathed in the rain.If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1....
Funny people on my WhatsApp list.1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!3....
Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.
When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking...
The definition of STUPIDITY is when you have a Land Rover, Land Cruiser and still have a LandLord!
When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see anyone around you and the world seems to be fading away; come along with me Ill take you to an eye specialist!
Below are popular funny Abbreviations...APC = Accepting Past Criminals.PDP = People Deceiving People.IMO = I Must Obey.IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night.ABA = Agege Boys...