Funny Sayings
That moment... You take out your last 1000 Naira note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover that rat had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's head. You spend 1.5...
You didn't have a Childhood...If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.If you didn't play rubber band.If you never bathed in the rain.If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1....
Funny people on my WhatsApp list.1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!3....
When desperation hits...Oh Lord! Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord Crash IT!Consume me with the Fire of WEDLOCK!Aha Jehovah, ROAST ME!JAM me with the lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY!...
Now let's correct some misconceptions you grew up with while you were an innocent and naive child. Do you know that...It's not ''Jangilova epo motor?" It is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A...
The following below are ways people kill English daily...Don't dare talk in front of my back.Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.Take 5cm wire of my length.All of...
When I was a child, I used to...Stand by the road with friends and choose cars. Eat food from the magazines.Try and step on my shadow or be ahead of it in the sun when it's behind...
This is how a Nigerian judge dishes out punishment to varying types of criminals when the latter are arrested and charged to court...MAN 1: I stole a book.MAN 2: I stole N100.MAN...
The company my cousin works, made an Employee Handbook yesterday. After going through it, he brought it for me to go through. Now I'm bringing it for you all to go through. It...
World's Shortest Joke Ever! Three women sitting outside quietly.