Funny Sayings
Now let's correct some misconceptions you grew up with while you were an innocent and naive child. Do you know that...It's not ''Jangilova epo motor?" It is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A...
The following below are ways people kill English daily...Don't dare talk in front of my back.Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.Take 5cm wire of my length.All of...
When I was a child, I used to...Stand by the road with friends and choose cars. Eat food from the magazines.Try and step on my shadow or be ahead of it in the sun when it's behind...
This is how a Nigerian judge dishes out punishment to varying types of criminals when the latter are arrested and charged to court...MAN 1: I stole a book.MAN 2: I stole N100.MAN...
The company my cousin works, made an Employee Handbook yesterday. After going through it, he brought it for me to go through. Now I'm bringing it for you all to go through. It...
World's Shortest Joke Ever! Three women sitting outside quietly.
Question 1. Who is a gynecologist? Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure. Question 2: What is the difference between a...
Your Facebook Status Updates By 2050.1. Ouch my back is very painful!!! 2. These gray hairs. WTF!!! 3. My Grandchildren are coming to visit me. Huh! Feels so good!. 4. Anybody...
5 ways to make a lady LOVE you more.1. Give her Money2. Keep giving her money3. Dont forget to give her money4. Just continue giving her money.5. Never even think of not giving...
You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian... When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, Drop...