Funny Sayings
If you were born on the 29th of FEBRUARY, I'm sorry to announce to you that there will be no birthday for you because this year FEBRUARY has just only 28 days. So until next year...
During a wedding reception, the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is whathe came up with:1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty...
The following below are some of the lies people update on Facebook...You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend-down-select under market (bootleg market) and on Facebook you write: I...
PASTOR: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single to Married? MAN: Yes! WOMAN: Yes! PASTOR: Congratulations! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now...
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend..."16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!""How come...
It is FASHION DESIGNER not FASHION DECIDERIt is FEDERAL Govt not FEATHER Govt.It is CABIN BISCUIT not CABIN BEA SKITIt is BOREHOLE not BOIL HOLE.It is TISSUE PAPER not TEA SHOE...
There's something funny about a casket (coffin); the man that made the casket sold it. The man that bought the casket did not need it. The dead man they put in the casket did not...
These are the following reasons why guys don't have girlfriends:Ladies' HandBag - N9,000 while Men's Wallet - N700Ladies' Fixing of Hair - N5000 while Men's Haircut is just...
Africans are just too religious. You ask someone in an elevator, "Are you going down?" And they'll be like, "God Forbid! I am going up in Jesus name, Amen!"