Funny Sayings
Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble!1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On".2. The phone...
Below is the CV of a prospective job seeker of his CV.CURRYCOLOM VITAL NAME: Don Frank Igho aka THE KILLERSEX: 3-4 times a weekJENDER: MailMARINTAL STARTOS: Polygamous...
Comparison between entertainment reality shows and educational shows:Big Brother Africa sponsored by Coca-Cola: $300,000 (N48m).Maltina Dance: N10 million.MTN Project Fame: N7....
A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her:Dear Boyfriend,You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't believe you. I want the following things to support your...
How do we expect our kids to be good, when they watch bad cartoons like the ones below: Ben 10 can change into 10 demons.Tarzan is always half naked.Tom & Jerry are always...
1. It makes some people religious by saying: "Oh my God, Yes Lord!" 2. It gives some people their first musical lessons: "Mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh. lalala" 3. Makes some...
I'm tired of all these Dettol advertisements. My younger brother who is just 5 years old carries Dettol in his pocket anywhere he goes. He pours Dettol in the toilet before using...
If Akpos Becomes Nigeria's President, His 8 points agenda will be: 1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each other's heart will...
Cars do have meanings:BMW: Brings Me Women.FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And...
Sorry in advance to all my Ibadan peeps.Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking.Ibadan People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi.When...