Funny Sayings
The is the full story of my life...Name: AKPOS HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount everest.MY RECORDS: Fought...
I'm very disappointed in what I heard about you. I'm not sure if I'll ever talk to you again! Everybody is talking about you and I'm not happy. Please stop, because it will spoil...
SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA HALITOSIS: The following below are the ways to know if you have a mouth odour:You always win an argument quickly.You are explaining something to...
One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???
What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28...
In an elevator of extremely luxurious hotel, three men are standing; an honest politician, a kind-hearted lawyer and a Santa Claus. When the elevator stops and the door opens,...
If you go to a bookshop to purchase a book, and you see some books with Titles like these:How to look Beautiful/Handsome by Obasanjo.The Secret of a Successful Marriage by Pastor...
Why do couples hold hands during their Wedding Day?........It's just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
TEACHERS wish you are born stupid. AUTO-MOBILE ENGINEERS wish your car breaks down.DOCTORS wish you are sick.CASKET MAKERS wish you dead.DENTISTS wish you have teeth decay....
The patience you exercise when your Blackberry hangs, please use it in relationships.The Toilet, best place to eat stolen meat.Time Heals everything, well except Yoruba tribal...