Funny Sayings
Five Ways to Catch a Tiger!American Police Style: Allow the tiger to catch you, then you catch the tiger.China Police Style: Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then you catch...
Money has different names:1. When you owe someone (DEBT)2. In church it's called (OFFERING)3. When you borrow from the bank (LOAN)4. When you offer after a service (TIP)5. In...
1. If your boyfriend/girlfriend always tells you, "baby, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder" he/she is lying, some beauty are so obvious, everybody sees it, not the beholder...
1. Are you on WIFI? Because I can feel a connection. 2. Are you tired? You've been running on my mind day and night...
GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else?BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?CUSTOMER: What...
Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about forgiveness. Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can finish 5...
Technically, there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off.3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for...
You know you're a Nigerian if...The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get sprayed money.There is ALWAYS white rice in your house and its by the sack.Your parents add...
Cars do have meanings:BMW: Brings Me Women.FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And...
Sorry in advance to all my Ibadan peeps.Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking.Ibadan People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi.When...