Funny Sayings
GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else?BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?CUSTOMER: What...
Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about forgiveness. Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can finish 5...
Technically, there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off.3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for...
You know you're a Nigerian if...The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get sprayed money.There is ALWAYS white rice in your house and its by the sack.Your parents add...
Cars do have meanings:BMW: Brings Me Women.FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And...
Sorry in advance to all my Ibadan peeps.Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking.Ibadan People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi.When...
If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones will be called -- Skye bank The robust and spacious ones -- Oceanic bank The ones that move from one relationship to another --...
Reasons why you must own the new iPhone6 which costs about N458,000 ($3,000):You can email your ancestors, detect the dreaded Ebola and ping your village deity.If you hold the...
24 hours of steady public power supply is illegal in NigeriaCorruption is legal in Africa.In some African countries like Nigeria, Kenya and Zimbabwe, it is extremely illegal not...
I received a message from my phone network on Independence Day. The message says:"Know interesting facts about your country. Text NIG to 32050. Text costs N100 per day."As a good...