Funny Sayings

When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious!

THAT CRAZY MOMENT when you put a porn CD in the DVD player at home, Then power goes... and you have to carry the DVD with you like a laptop the whole day...

1.Pull him closer 2.Look him in the eye 3.Put your hands around his waist 4.Put you hand in his pocket 5.Grab his wallet 6.Run away as fast as you can. Thank me...

Nowadays, you can't even charm a Nigerian girl... if you take a piece of her hair to a native doctor, it's either an innocent Brazilian woman goes mad or a Chinese factory gets...

This is How to Tell a Friend that their breath stinks without hurting their feelings... "I'm Bored, let's go brush our teeth!"

One Million copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in the title... Title of Book: "An idea can Change your Wife"

Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website... You understand nothing, still you say, "I AGREE".

Some girls will be like, "I want a guy who will protect me." But this same girls have been ignoring the security men and gate men in their area.

When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take On The Heat? Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is government doing...

God took His time to create each person differently, I think He got bored when he got to China.